Traci and I decided that it was finally time to clue Burt and Doozer in as to the pregnancy and the coming baby. With Traci's growing tummy, and all the new books and baby items coming home, they figured out that something was going on, so we sat them down for a chat and told them all about the birds and the bees. The whole human birth thing went right over their heads ("no, NOT a litter, just ONE, and Mommy is NOT going to hide under the porch when she goes into labor"), but I think we got the message across that no one is allowed on Traci's lap for awhile. While we respect the privacy of their most embarrassing moment, I did sit them down later for an interview , so everyone could hear how Burt and Doozer are taking the news.

• Listen to the interview

With all the research and thought we've been putting into what sort of diapers to use (cloth or disposable), we haven't given much consideration as to the actual changing of the diapers. In order to fulfill my duties as a responsible father, I've whipped up a quick sketch of an automated system to facilitate the timely and thorough changing of our little poopBot's diapers.

First off, there is the none-too-casual task of determining when the fruit is ripe for the picking. To this end, I already have a robot that is pretty good at finding and tracking slow-moving mammals. We'll just outfit the little guy with a methane snooper. Upon finding a target, he'll now check the possible baby for what we determine to be a malodorous level of methane.

Now that we've determined the baby is ready for processing, we need to convey the cutie to the diaper changing station. Off the cuff, you may suggest some sort of baby scooping robot to carry the baby into the nursery. Although that would be really fun to build, it would be a tad expensive, so for the time being, we'll just stick with a more simple baited trap. Upon detection of gross gas levels, C-Bot will alert the bait station, which will turn on the baby's favorite Teletubby episode, or some similar gratuitously merry collection of bouncing blobs. The intrigued infant will crawl, toddle, walk, run, or fly to watch the TV, unknowingly placing his- or herself directly in the target zone of the ceiling-mounted gantry crane. A diaper-gripper/remover will extend from the stand of the TV, while the crane will lower and lift the baby right out of the offending diaper.

So, we've got a baby with a dirty bum suspended in the air - where to now? A wash tub, of course! The crane will gently lower the bottom half of the baby into a warm tub of water mixed with Johnson's Baby Shampoo. What could be more comfortable? Perhaps some Jacuzzi-style jets, but we'd better keep the system simple for now :)

Alright, wet baby, time for a little blow-dry. We'll have some sort of small jet engine mounted to the floor, ready to blow every last H2O molecule off of our baby dearest.

Finally, we need to reapply a diaper. For simplicity's sake, we'll just lower the little guy/gal right into a fresh Pampers.

Now, I understand that my proposed system may not be perfect yet. I still have some design work to do on the crane-to-baby interface, for example. The jet engine dryer may also have to be downsized in order to save on fuel costs. Those minor points, along with maybe a few more safety features (grill over the spinning fan blades, force sensors on the crane) put us just a few weeks away from a working prototype. Of course, I'll need an increase in my monthly robot budget...

This morning I heard little Baby's heartbeat for the first time! It was beating at 160 bpm making the cutest little woop, woop, woop sound :). I've known that I'm pregnant for weeks now, but it finally seems real. I look at my belly and can't believe there's a little two inch long person in there!

She also had the results of my blood tests from two weeks ago and everything is perfect. Baby's cystic fibrosis test came back negative as well. I've gained about three pounds so far and I can tell it's all in my belly!

Our next appointment is on July 20th when we'll have an ultrasound and checkup. I can't wait!